Divorce Quotes
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Divorce Quotes
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Marriage is a three-ring circus
Engagement ring, then wedding ring,
Then suffering, of course
Suffering's now endering,
Congrats on your divorce.
Jon Bratton 2010
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Mary Kay Blakely
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For those who now are sad
My mother being one;
I've given up I'm sorry
There's no more to be done.
We've both been sad and angry
But now we are relieved;
The fun and games are now starting
As to who that is believed.
Money, money, money,
The costs are quite sky high;
The bloody wedding cost enough
I just might start to cry.
Maggie-May
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It feels like an operation
It takes a while to recuperate;
But heal in time you surely will
I'll be ready to commiserate.
The Red Lion and then The Swan
And then the Rose and Crown;
We'll try a few nightclubs after that
All your sorrows we will drown.
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Divorce Quotes
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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Dick Martin
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Cass Daley
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There is nothing on earth better than a good marriage;
And there is nothing worse than a bad one.
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Stephen Leacock
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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Lewis Grizzard
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
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Divorce Quotes
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Marriage is a three-ring circus
Engagement ring, then wedding ring,
Then suffering, of course
Suffering's now endering,
Congrats on your divorce.
Jon Bratton 2010
****
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Mary Kay Blakely
****
For those who now are sad
My mother being one;
I've given up I'm sorry
There's no more to be done.
We've both been sad and angry
But now we are relieved;
The fun and games are now starting
As to who that is believed.
Money, money, money,
The costs are quite sky high;
The bloody wedding cost enough
I just might start to cry.
Maggie-May
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It feels like an operation
It takes a while to recuperate;
But heal in time you surely will
I'll be ready to commiserate.
The Red Lion and then The Swan
And then the Rose and Crown;
We'll try a few nightclubs after that
All your sorrows we will drown.
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Divorce Quotes
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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Dick Martin
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
****
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Cass Daley
****
There is nothing on earth better than a good marriage;
And there is nothing worse than a bad one.
****
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Stephen Leacock
****
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Lewis Grizzard
****
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
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