Funny Old Age Sayings
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Funny Old Age Sayings
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I don't feel old.
I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
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It now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!
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Better to have spent a life reaching for a dream that never came true, than to have slept through a life that never had a dream.
Samantha Pickreign
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and
I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
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You're not backward in coming forward are you?
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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I try to enjoy and laugh it off
When things don't go as they should;
The trouble is I can't remember
If they ever would?
Laughter makes the world go round
Well humor is what I need;
I don't recognise the face in the mirror
And have trouble when I read.
I have to find my glasses first
My arms aren't long enough now;
My knees take a while to get going
And they're beginning to bow.
Maggie-May
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Funny Old Age Sayings
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Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it!
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They say that age is all in your mind.
The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died.
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Learn from the mistakes of others,
you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Remember when it didn't matter if you couldn't hear the words to a song!
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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.
Billy Crystal
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Funny Old Age Sayings
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I don't feel old.
I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
****
It now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night!
****
Better to have spent a life reaching for a dream that never came true, than to have slept through a life that never had a dream.
Samantha Pickreign
****
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and
I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
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You're not backward in coming forward are you?
****
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
****
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
****
I try to enjoy and laugh it off
When things don't go as they should;
The trouble is I can't remember
If they ever would?
Laughter makes the world go round
Well humor is what I need;
I don't recognise the face in the mirror
And have trouble when I read.
I have to find my glasses first
My arms aren't long enough now;
My knees take a while to get going
And they're beginning to bow.
Maggie-May
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Funny Old Age Sayings
****
Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it!
****
They say that age is all in your mind.
The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
****
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting
if they told you how the person died.
****
Learn from the mistakes of others,
you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
****
Remember when it didn't matter if you couldn't hear the words to a song!
****
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
****
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere.
Billy Crystal
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Go to Sixtieth Birthday from
Funny Old Age Sayings
Age Jokes One Liners