Funny Valentine Verses

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Funny Valentine Verses
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I am your mystery valentine,
Your sevcret admirer.
I'm rich, good looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar.

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I do believe that we would be
A very happy couple;
if only you would smile at me
I'd be there on the double.

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Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine
If only it were true;
That I could shoot an arrow
And in my arms was you.

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I love you, I love you, more than you will ever know
I love you more than Joe DiMaggio loved Marilyn Monroe

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If I was made of chocolate
I'd be inside of you;
Feeling hot and steamy
Would you want me too?


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Funny Valentine Verses
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Chocolate Hearts

Chocolate hearts are on the wall,
Chocolate hearts are on the ball,
Chocolate hearts are at the mall,
It must be Valentine's Day.

I gave my love a chocolate heart.
He ate it right away.
He gave ma a chocolate heart.
It must be Valentine's Day.

I gave my heart a valentine card,
And it said, "I love you!"
My love gave me a valentine card,
And it said, "Love you, too!"

Chocolate hearts are on my fish.
Chocolate hearts are on my dish.
Chocolate hearts are in my wish.
It must be Valentine's Day!

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Love is like a Cabbage

My love is like a cabbage
Divided into two,
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.

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I think I love You

I love that I love you.
I have loved you from the very start.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU,
I now hand you the key to my heart.
Will you be my Valentine?

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Facebook says I'm single
But that's not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.

We'd make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.

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I love you, I love you, I'm hit by Cupid's arrow,
I love you more than King Kong loved Ann Darrow.

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Funny Valentines Verses