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Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live!  

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey

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Sing a song of birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho M

Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take
And when evening comes to view
Thanks your lucky stars you're you

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Messages


I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.- Phyllis Diller

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Feeling old? 
At least you're still on the right side of the grass.

Happy birthday..and keep gardening 

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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser... 

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, 
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.


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Age is like fine wine....
It gets better with time !! 
Happy Birthday,


Have a Great One!

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A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

Happy Birthday, Computer Nut