Headstone Verses

For many Headstone Verses are the source of ideas for their loved ones memorial stone and we hope that we may also be of help in finding an inscription to suit.
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Headstone Verses
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In Loving Memory of
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Wonderful Wife/Husband/Parents
Greatly missed by all the family

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Live on forever sweetheart

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I told you I was ill
Spike Milligan

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Under the apple tree
Always the apple of my eye

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Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A Delay

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Come blooming youths, as you pass by,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.

Which is not funny at all. But underneath, someone had added:
How do I know Which way you went.

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Headstone Verses
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I did it my way
And wound up here aaaah!

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Go away-I'm sleeping

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So far so good
I'll keep in touch!

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So much for Viagra
This stiffie will last forever

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Here lies my wife:
Here let her lie!
Now she's at rest
And so am I.

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No time in this dimension
See you later.

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An angel on earth
Now an angel in heaven

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He toiled hard
He toiled well;
It's now his turn
To sleep with no alarm bell.

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