Limericks

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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical;
    But the good ones I've seen
    So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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RABBIT LIMERICK

When born in a year of the Rabbit
Timidity becomes a bad habit;
For remainder of days
Explore riskier ways
Opportunity comes, just grab it.
Lee Emmett

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This is the grave of Mike O'Day
Who died maintaining his right of way.
His right was clear, his will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.
Mike O'Day

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A Young Man from Blighty

There was a young man from Blighty
Who wore a transparent nightie;
The vicar said "Son"
It's really not done,
It's not wrong- but it's also not rightie.
Spike Milligan

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A Man from out of Space.

A man from out of Space
Said I'm from a superior race;
You're all inferior
While I am superior,
Then he tripped and fell flat on his face.
Spike Milligan

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Old Sussex Folk Song
Apples be ripe
Nuts be brown;
Petticaots up
Trousers down

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If all the world were nudists
If all the world were bare;
Everyone would live in peace
No war would they declare.

If everyone went dancing
Around with nothing on;
Everybody would be happy
As a person I knew called John(It rhymed)
Peter Cook

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A Combustible Woman

A combustible woman from Thang
Exploded one day with a Bang!
The maid then rushed in
And said with a grin;
"Pardon me, Madam, you rang?"
Spike Milligan

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