Mother in Laws Day Verses
We have some very special Mother in Laws Day Verses for those very special Moms, mums, mothers and grandmothers out there.
These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.
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Mother in Laws Day
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You have been like a mother to me
The one I never had;
You've not been like all the jokes
You've never made me sad.
You haven't tried to rule our lives
Or even tell us what we knew;
It's been a pleasure the two families
Celebrating life and never blue.
Maggie-May
Happy Mother in Laws Day
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started....
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Mother in Laws Day
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You have been like a mother to me
The one I never had;
You've not been like all the jokes
You've never made me sad.
You haven't tried to rule our lives
Or even tell us what we knew;
It's been a pleasure the two families
Celebrating life and never blue.
Maggie-May
Happy Mother in Laws Day
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started....
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She is the Queen of the jibe
The head of the tribe;
The matriarch to be feared
But many are as soft as a kitten
Once with them you become smitten.
Maggie-May
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We have to take it on the chin
It is our job after all;
As year after year since time began
All have told stories-most of them tall
Maggie-May
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Mother in Laws Day
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What is the perfect weight for your Mother-in-Law?
About 2.3 lbs including the urn
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My father-in-law was driving down the road when stopped by a policeman.He said"Are you aware that your wife fell out of the car five miles ago sir!" "Thank God for that! I thought I'd gone deaf"
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You have been so special
Thank you for all your help;
Your wisdom and your cooking tips
I've never had to yelp!
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MAN OF THE HOUSE
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess.."
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“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
Billy Connolly
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My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said:
'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'.
Bob Monkhouse
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
"Son of a bitch"
Jack Nicholson
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Mother in Laws Day
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The head of the tribe;
The matriarch to be feared
But many are as soft as a kitten
Once with them you become smitten.
Maggie-May
****
We have to take it on the chin
It is our job after all;
As year after year since time began
All have told stories-most of them tall
Maggie-May
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Mother in Laws Day
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What is the perfect weight for your Mother-in-Law?
About 2.3 lbs including the urn
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My father-in-law was driving down the road when stopped by a policeman.He said"Are you aware that your wife fell out of the car five miles ago sir!" "Thank God for that! I thought I'd gone deaf"
****
You have been so special
Thank you for all your help;
Your wisdom and your cooking tips
I've never had to yelp!
****
MAN OF THE HOUSE
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess.."
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“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
Billy Connolly
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My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said:
'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'.
Bob Monkhouse
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
"Son of a bitch"
Jack Nicholson
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Mother in Laws Day
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Go to Mothers Day Verses from
Mother in Laws Day Verses